so that wasnt chicken after all
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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