I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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