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How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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