So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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