how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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