He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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