just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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