Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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