For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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