you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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