ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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