I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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