can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
sex in a hospital.. check
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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