Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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