Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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