Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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