Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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