I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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