just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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