5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize