im about as happy as oj after his trial
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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