I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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