just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I AM VODKA MAN
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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