Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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