Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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