the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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