Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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