dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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