After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
