I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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