You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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