i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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