69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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