That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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