At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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