its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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