that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There r osticjed everywhere
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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