she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
