You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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