It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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