I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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