We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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