I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Randomize
