How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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