butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
NoShamevember. You game?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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