addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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