I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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