Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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