I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think I sprained my soul last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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