Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Randomize
