We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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