You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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