Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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