happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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