Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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